Friday, March 17, 2006

Be wery, wery quiet!

I'm hunting dust-bunnies.
In the words of Gulu (friend, co-worker, and all around antagonist) "my dust has dust". Also "the dust got so disgusted with the dirt, it went away, leaving something worst". So, yes, I let my house get dirty. Filthy is probably the word. I have too many cups, I mentioned before, so now they are all in the sink. I can go a couple of weeks without washing anything.
disturbing, not to mention disgusting.
The problem is that dust-bunnies are hard to catch using conventional tools. They flurry and fly just above floor level, rendering your every day broom useless. Not to mention, that I suspect the broom itself may be a breeding ground for the shifty creatures.
I have been recommended something call a "vacuum-cleaner". I'm wasn't sure what it is, but I've been assured it is the latest in dust-bunnies corralling technology. I Wiki-ed it, and found that despite what the misleading name of the device, it does not send the dust and dirt into the vacuum. It all just, kinda, gathers up inside.
Just another thing to clean, I guess.
Someone should really do something about this. Stop inventing a better mouse trap, people!
This is what's important!!

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